1. Hand wash party only!
      Dive into a warm, soapy water bath for the first date.

    2. Dry it off like a rockstar.
      No lingering moisture; your board likes to stay dry and fashionable.

    3. No submarine adventures.
      Keep it afloat – don't drown the poor thing in water!

    4. Warping? Not on our watch!
      Don't let it soak like a spa day gone wrong.

    5. Board pampering sessions.
      Treat it to some mineral oil or our MADSAW Board Butter – the homemade secret to a happy board life!

    6. Sunscreen, anyone?
      No sunbathing or hot tub sessions; your board prefers a cool, dry spot.

    7. Dry, happy place!
      Store it in a cozy, dry nook – no damp dungeons for this superstar!

With these tips, your board is ready to slay the kitchen game and live its best, splinter-free life!

And remember, when your board starts feeling a bit worn or scratched, it's time for a MADSAW Hollywood-style replacement. With love and laughter, your solid wood  board is destined to be a kitchen legend for years to come!